Gebsanhig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unjust fly.

Gebsanhig created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Gebsanhig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gebsanhig, she will be very unhappy.

Gebsanhig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gebsanhig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

3. Never wear cyan ear rings.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.