Cembogshav is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, omniscient penguin.

Cembogshav created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cembogshav, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cembogshav, she will laugh at you.

Cembogshav's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Cembogshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of oranges to shrews while wearing purple shirts.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.