Venfitquam is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, sage crocodile.

Venfitquam created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venfitquam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Venfitquam, it will destroy your home solar system.

Venfitquam's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Venfitquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to monkeys while wearing pink tights.

2. Never mention moths.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always pray immersed in water.