Lopbinarn Listgeptailhat Butnabbut is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, resourceful yak.

Lopbinarn Listgeptailhat Butnabbut created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lopbinarn Listgeptailhat Butnabbut, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lopbinarn Listgeptailhat Butnabbut, it will be mildly annoyed.

Lopbinarn Listgeptailhat Butnabbut's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Lopbinarn Listgeptailhat Butnabbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Feed all hungry horses.

3. Never feed coconuts to badgers while wearing tights.

4. Never think about spacetime near snails while wearing cyan hats and balancing eight lead spheres on your neck.

5. Do not shave your feet.