Bankabwik is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, bad-tempered butterfly.

Bankabwik created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Bankabwik, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bankabwik, she will manifest in front of you.

Bankabwik's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Bankabwik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Never skip near voles.