Homvoltagyog is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless capybara.

Homvoltagyog created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homvoltagyog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Homvoltagyog, he will ignore you.

Homvoltagyog's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Homvoltagyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Never play with disobedient children.