Xindidgovminflag Bidquattif is a god.

He takes the form of a small, tiresome clam.

Xindidgovminflag Bidquattif created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xindidgovminflag Bidquattif, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xindidgovminflag Bidquattif, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Xindidgovminflag Bidquattif's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Xindidgovminflag Bidquattif's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near squirrels while wearing gray kilts and balancing four carbon spheres on your face.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.