Bestpaksitpitwegdin is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective armadillo.

Bestpaksitpitwegdin created the planet Saturn five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestpaksitpitwegdin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bestpaksitpitwegdin, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bestpaksitpitwegdin's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bestpaksitpitwegdin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six snails approach from the west.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never talk about spacetime near goats while wearing orange shirts.

4. Always help horses.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Bestpaksitpitwegdin in the centre of the settlement.