Ceblatren is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, fussy coyote.

Ceblatren created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ceblatren, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ceblatren, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ceblatren's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Ceblatren's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.