Yardambid is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, passionate chicken.

Yardambid created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Yardambid, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yardambid, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yardambid's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Yardambid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about photosynthesis.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never talk about dark matter near eagles while wearing pink corsets and balancing nine silver spheres on your head.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.