Yartdaddoss is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring chicken.

Yartdaddoss created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartdaddoss, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yartdaddoss, she will be very sad.

Yartdaddoss' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Yartdaddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Never hurt porpoises.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never mention sheep.

5. Hide from brown whales for they are unholy.