Somgunpit is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, capable wombat.

Somgunpit created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Somgunpit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Somgunpit, it will destroy your home planet.

Somgunpit's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Somgunpit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Somgunpit.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Respect your elders.