Milmatpang is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ruthless gorilla.

Milmatpang created gold nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Milmatpang, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Milmatpang, he will jump up and down on your head.

Milmatpang's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Milmatpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never wear turquoise shorts.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Milmatpang.