Zigfenflow is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, moody crane.

Zigfenflow created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigfenflow, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zigfenflow, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zigfenflow's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Zigfenflow's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Zigfenflow loves swans, so they must be respected.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.