Nelflanflow is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous elephant.

Nelflanflow created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelflanflow, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nelflanflow, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nelflanflow's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nelflanflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.