Habafnadduss is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, happy hare.

Habafnadduss created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Habafnadduss, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Habafnadduss, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Habafnadduss' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Habafnadduss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black otters, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always obey Habafnadduss' priests.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Habafnadduss in the centre of the settlement.