Dadjinjon is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, pitiless squirrel.

Dadjinjon created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Dadjinjon, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dadjinjon, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dadjinjon's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dadjinjon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

3. Never feed pineapples to frogs while wearing boots.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.