Hittafnad Sabbotbarn Litxembass is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, sage raven.

Hittafnad Sabbotbarn Litxembass created light six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hittafnad Sabbotbarn Litxembass, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hittafnad Sabbotbarn Litxembass, it will remove you from existence.

Hittafnad Sabbotbarn Litxembass' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Hittafnad Sabbotbarn Litxembass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never chant in holy places.