Yakvonkbun is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, loving wyvern.

Yakvonkbun created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakvonkbun, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yakvonkbun, she will turn you into a rock.

Yakvonkbun's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Yakvonkbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt bats.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near dolphins while wearing turquoise shirts and balancing eight titanium spheres on your legs.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Do not speak about bread.