Hotfligkar is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome hummingbird.

Hotfligkar created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hotfligkar, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hotfligkar, it will send minions to preach to you.

Hotfligkar's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Hotfligkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Retreat if eight badgers approach from the south.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Always treat turtles with great respect.