Fumstafgepyarp is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, quiet camel.

Fumstafgepyarp created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fumstafgepyarp, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fumstafgepyarp, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fumstafgepyarp's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Fumstafgepyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Fumstafgepyarp on top of all buildings.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help sick snails.