Budcemtan is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented camel.

Budcemtan created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Budcemtan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Budcemtan, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Budcemtan's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Budcemtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never bounce in the presence of sharks.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics.

4. Never talk about moths.

5. Do not covet oxen.