Pid is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, pitiless snake.

Pid created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pid, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pid's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Pid's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never mention voles.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.