Sadquagcenbag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless slug.

Sadquagcenbag created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadquagcenbag, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sadquagcenbag, she will be very unhappy.

Sadquagcenbag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Sadquagcenbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to great tits while wearing blue dresses.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Run away if four birds approach from the west.