Dubtofdun Dadbastmap is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, effective fish.

Dubtofdun Dadbastmap created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubtofdun Dadbastmap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dubtofdun Dadbastmap, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dubtofdun Dadbastmap's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dubtofdun Dadbastmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Never talk about capybaras.