Zogvilqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able finch.

Zogvilqueeg created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogvilqueeg, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zogvilqueeg, he will turn you into a mole.

Zogvilqueeg's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Zogvilqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Zogvilqueeg in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
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