Zogvilqueeg is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able
finch.
Zogvilqueeg created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zogvilqueeg, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Zogvilqueeg, he will turn you into a mole.
Zogvilqueeg's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Zogvilqueeg's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Never look at stars.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Zogvilqueeg in the centre of the settlement.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.