Rakarnhin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unjust hare.

Rakarnhin created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakarnhin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Rakarnhin, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rakarnhin's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Rakarnhin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.