Bomjandun is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, duplicitous tortoise.

Bomjandun created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomjandun, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bomjandun, she will refuse to believe in you.

Bomjandun's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Bomjandun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bomjandun.

2. Always look after injured turtles.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Run away from magenta ants, for they are unholy.