Wonorthud is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless naga.

Wonorthud created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonorthud, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wonorthud, she will torture you forever.

Wonorthud's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Wonorthud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five sharks approach from the east.

2. Respect your elders.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.