Narsitsat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, fast yak.

Narsitsat created Africa two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Narsitsat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Narsitsat, he will turn you into a slug.

Narsitsat's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Narsitsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never paint your legs pink.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Retreat if four snails approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.