Dagfiggup is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered wombat.

Dagfiggup created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Dagfiggup, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dagfiggup, he will destroy your favourite star.

Dagfiggup's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dagfiggup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Hide from yellow badgers for they are unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.