Babmetcap is a god.

He takes the form of a small, temperamental porpoise.

Babmetcap created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Babmetcap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Babmetcap, he will turn you into a sheep.

Babmetcap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Babmetcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never jump near badgers.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near snakes while wearing orange corsets and balancing four carbon spheres on your neck.