Yogshavhim is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, dishonourable raven.

Yogshavhim created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Yogshavhim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yogshavhim, it will laugh at you.

Yogshavhim's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Yogshavhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always help eagles.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near goats while wearing black scarves and balancing three iron spheres on your head.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.