Paddibsak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, clever narwhal.

Paddibsak created the cosmos two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paddibsak, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Paddibsak, it will think nothing of it.

Paddibsak's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Paddibsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Feed all hungry tortoises.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not cook food in pots.