Danloopfem is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, clever bear.

Danloopfem created life eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danloopfem, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Danloopfem, he will come to you in dreams.

Danloopfem's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Danloopfem's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Do not kill pigs.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never bounce in the presence of foxes.