Yampad is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, dishonest fish.

Yampad created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yampad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Yampad, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yampad's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Yampad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. You must love Yampad.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Always pray immersed in water.