Bopzaksaf is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, confident pigeon.

Bopzaksaf created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Bopzaksaf, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bopzaksaf, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bopzaksaf's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bopzaksaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always help monkeys.