Abdubdid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud spider.

Abdubdid created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abdubdid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Abdubdid, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Abdubdid's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Abdubdid's Holy Commandments

1. Abdubdid loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not take Abdubdid's name in vain.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat bark.