Barnbifdoss Panmiptam is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, competent jaguar.

Barnbifdoss Panmiptam created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Barnbifdoss Panmiptam, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Barnbifdoss Panmiptam, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Barnbifdoss Panmiptam's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Barnbifdoss Panmiptam's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Never paint your head gray.

5. Do not listen to music.