Bimyiklan is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, cheerful wasp.

Bimyiklan created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Bimyiklan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bimyiklan, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bimyiklan's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bimyiklan's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never feed lemons to snails while wearing cyan scarves.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.