Yattmumlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, humorless jaguar.

Yattmumlarn created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Yattmumlarn, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yattmumlarn, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yattmumlarn's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Yattmumlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Yattmumlarn on top of all buildings.

2. Erect four copper sculptures of Yattmumlarn on top of important buildings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.