Kabmifmegmin is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, amazing toad.

Kabmifmegmin created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabmifmegmin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kabmifmegmin, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kabmifmegmin's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Kabmifmegmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.