Flowlenhen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, narcissistic hippopotamus.

Flowlenhen created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Flowlenhen, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flowlenhen, she will remove you from existence.

Flowlenhen's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Flowlenhen's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

3. Hide if four moths approach from the west.

4. Never think ill of sick pigs.

5. Never eat bark.