Vadsagkap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, proud hare.

Vadsagkap created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vadsagkap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vadsagkap, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Vadsagkap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vadsagkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near dogs while wearing blue boots and balancing five carbon spheres on your hands.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Vadsagkap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never wear purple stockings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.