Yokcipcib is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient clam.

Yokcipcib created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokcipcib, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yokcipcib, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Yokcipcib's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Yokcipcib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about amino acids.