Weedonkimfid is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective seal.

Weedonkimfid created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Weedonkimfid, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Weedonkimfid, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Weedonkimfid's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Weedonkimfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not chop down trees.