Bumpoghitfud is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient ant.

Bumpoghitfud created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumpoghitfud, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bumpoghitfud, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Bumpoghitfud's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bumpoghitfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

5. Never hurt porpoises.