Stipzagrut Hunvolart is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, wise swallow.

Stipzagrut Hunvolart created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Stipzagrut Hunvolart, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stipzagrut Hunvolart, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Stipzagrut Hunvolart's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Stipzagrut Hunvolart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never feed bananas to aardvarks while wearing mauve dresses.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Erect five silver sculptures of Stipzagrut Hunvolart on top of important buildings.