Gebgedyar is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, contented frog.

Gebgedyar created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebgedyar, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gebgedyar, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gebgedyar's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Gebgedyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gebgedyar's priests.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Always help mites.

5. Retreat if eight aardvarks approach from the west.