Bonknurtcar is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring cow.

Bonknurtcar created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonknurtcar, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bonknurtcar, it will send you a sign.

Bonknurtcar's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bonknurtcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.